Ok, people always want to have sex, right? I’m not so sure. I mean, very often we find excuses not to have fun. We have work, preoccupations, paperwork, tiredness… Many things that we have on our mind can affect our willingness to get down and dirty. This is why I have prepared a selection of nsfw gifs to refresh your memory and, above all, your libido.

1. The world might end tomorrow

Nuclear war, zombie/vampire apocalypse or maya prediction, there’s always a good chance the world might go to shit, right this instant. And, unlike some lame TV shows may show (yes, TWD, I am talking to you), I don’t think it would be that easy to get laid in an undead world. So, have sex as if it were your last day on Earth!

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2. You might die tomorrow

Again with the death paranoia. Maybe the world won’t end right now, but you might. Or me. Who knows. Heart attacks, car accident or vicious shark attack, we can disappear in a second. So have at it, while you still can!

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3. Summer has finally come and you should too.

We’ve been waiting for what feels like ages, and summer has finally made its come-back. The sun shows up pretty much everyday and it’s a good excuse to lose some clothes and go have fun.

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4. It’s free (as it should always be)

Thanks to some very nice people who have kindly screwed us over, we’re pretty much all broke now. And if we can’t buy fancy cars or high-tech, at least we can have sex!

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5. Sex is good exercise and you’re not bikini ready

I don’t know about you but I need to get seriously ready to get into my bikini. I don’t care about a beach body, but if I could play volley ball without making the Earth tremble, that would be nice. However, I hate exercising, so my only option left is Kamasutra baby!

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6. Your boss is a jerk and you need to forget about work

Work often gets on our mind and comes back home with us. But if you’re going to stay awake all night, you might as well get some fun at out of it.

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7. A good night sleep will make you look fabulous tomorrow

Good sex will make you sleep like a baby. And good sleep will literally make you a happier person, and happy people get more sex, right? So, in the end, it’s a completely non-vicious circle…

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8. Your computer is updating again and it’s taking forever

Listen to your mom for once and get away from the computer. Except if it’s to find some good porn and jerk off to it of course.

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9. Your boy/girlfriend is probably horny right now

You might be horny 50% of the day, so there’s a good chance your partner is, too. So share the love and let him or her spread the joy!

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10. You’ve worked all day

Right now, I am exhausted. Tomorrow’s Friday and I’ve had a hell of a week working my ass off. So, forget what you’re doing and pleasure yourself because you deserve it!

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11. Payback

Your neighbors have been waking you up every morning at 6? With the kids running around or the high heels on the floor. It’s time to remind them that you can make some noise, too.

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12. You need to start shaving again. Right now.

As I said, summer is here. It means we need to get our legs ready to absorb the sunlight, and they can’t do that with hair. Sex is a good motivation to get the wax out, especially for some special parts of the body that can get really sensitive after hibernating…

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13. What else should you do?

Turn off the TV.

Have sex.

Repeat.

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