Yes, it’s already time to think about Halloween costumes, crazy parties and lots of candy booze. Enjoy this moment my friends, because very soon (too soon), they will start talking about Christmas and flood our screens with perfume ads and crappy toy commercials. Instead, stay here! It’s cosy and exciting… I’ve selected three horror movie sex scenes (or TV shows) that will give you goose pimples because they’re either super sexy or scary as hell… Let me know which in the comments!

By the way, if you’re looking for a cool costume, check out these (I’ve always been a fan of Buffy…)

1. Cordelia’s satanic sex scene in American Horror Story: Coven

I’m a bad, bad girl. I still haven’t started watching the new season of AHS, so this video is kind of spoiling it for me, but it’s for a good cause. Here’s Cordelia, played by the awesome Sarah Paulson, having satanic sex. How nice. Fire, snakes, art… I guess that’s the definition of a romantic date for a witch.

> SEXY

2. Teeth – No Means No

The sad thing is that when you look for sex scenes in horror films, most of them are either the typical soon-to-be-murdered-blond girl having sex with the hot quarterback, or, rape. So, it’s making my job more difficult. However, I decided to put this scene from the movie Teeth, since it’s very different from any other scene, and film. If you haven’t watched it, you should. It’s not film-of-the-year material but it’s still a good reminder that under no circumstances does a “no” mean “yes” or are the lines blurry… Oh, and I just realized that the main character, Dawn, is played by Jess Weixler, who is part of the great The Good Wife cast!

> SCARY

3. Werewolf sex and bouncy boobs on Dracula

How could I avoid this horror classic, and one of my personal favorites? No shiny vegan vampires here, but a very sexy Gary Oldman who can, apparently, turn into a werewolf and suck the blood of all the pretty ladies. Important detail: we can see very clearly Winona’s boobs bouncing up and down as she comes down to witness the murder of her friend. I think it was meant to cheer us up.

> SEXY and SCARY